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When being polite and forthright can work against you

Breanne and I were returning from Kristy’s staguette. We had about a half an hour drive from the bar back to Breanne’s home in Airdrie. Nearly home, we get stopped by a check stop. (An RBT for any Aussies reading.)

Cop to Breanne: You have anything to drink tonight?

Breanne: No thanks!

Insert quick intake of breath from both Breanne and I. But maybe the cop has heard this before as he doesn’t even flinch.

Cop: Where are you heading?

Breanne: Home – in Airdrie.

Cop: Where have you been?

Breanne: At a staguette in Calgary.

Whoops! Kids take note. Sometimes less information is more.

Cop: Whoa, whoa, wait a second. You went to a staguette and had nothing to drink??

Here’s where Breanne avoids answering the question and deflects the focus onto someone else – in two words.

Breanne (pointing at me): She’s pregnant!

Well done Breanne – apparently that was the right answer! As we were shortly back on our way once more.

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