Her: http://www.smh.com.au/world/exotic-pets-advocate-mauled-to-death-by-tiger-20100112-m3qc.html this is called irony Me: haha no kidding someone should give the article to alanis [morisette for those that are perhaps of a different generation] Her: why? does she keep tigers? oh irony haahhaha oh dear, that one deserves a blog post Me: wow – could hear the wheels turning on that one

Breanne and I were returning from Kristy’s staguette. We had about a half an hour drive from the bar back to Breanne’s home in Airdrie. Nearly home, we get stopped by a check stop. (An RBT for any Aussies reading.) Cop to Breanne: You have anything to drink tonight? Breanne: No thanks! Insert quick intake [...]

Her: what’s for dinner Me: not sure Me: maybe tortellinis and pesto Me: you? Her: oo cow bums Her: hello Her: cow bums Me: mmmmmmmmm cow bums Her: you’re having cow’s bums Her: J said he was making dinner so I don’t know Me: yes i am Me: i know Her: you know what Me: [...]